Hipster-blister


the physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.
george: man, this blister has been around ever since bon iver!!

paul: what you’ve got there is a hipster-blister. rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those toms shoes, it’ll go away.

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