Hipster Conspiracy Theorist
someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it’s cool or well known– i.e. before it’s posted on infowars or reddit.
ron: “i thought building 7 was suspicious before loose change was even released.”
stefan: “you’re such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist.”
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