hipster doofus
1. someone who has taken being hip and unique to an extreme and therefore worn the “cool” out of the hip. 2. what jerry called kramer on the show seinfeld.
“he is such a hipster doofus, and has not changed at all since college. do you think he knows he is a hipster doofus?”
trendy, “cool guy” that, while certainly trendy, isn’t all that cool. easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of “queer eye for the straight guy”
wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.
someone working an -n-lyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don’t tuck in…
hah hah…
rejected reject. so low they have to avoid being seen with themselves.
tym meyerhoff is such a hipster doofus.
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