Hipster Douchebag
a person with a holier-than-thou (aka, ‘i’m-way-better-than-you’) att-tude who thinks they’re righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that the cribs will hate them forever.
person 1: f-ck, it’s that hipster douchebag from english cl-ss.
person 2: aw, man. let’s bail before he/she starts b-tch-talking about paramore or something.
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one who thinks their opinions really matter. usually brainwashed and confirming to the non-conformists. often on the dole as they believe they are too good to work. also endorse piracy as they believe it is not theft.
some hipster douchebags often drop the word douchebags since it may seem derogatory, they often forget that their whole att-tude is derogatory.
often confused with hipster(circa. 1940s) which was a semi-cool sub-culture relevant to change in that era. a change that brought equality to women’s and african american literature and philosophy.
“hon! i just heard a hipster douchebag say: ‘i don’t believe in conforming’ and guess what he’s even wearing that m-ss produced billabong shirt with those stupid converse canvas shoes! what a hipster douchebag!”
look up on youtube: annoying hipster douchebag for further excellent examples.
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