Hipster Equity
hipster equity – hip-ster ek-wi-tee noun the c-mulative value of an individual’s style and preferences that contribute to their overall qualifications to be acceptable among the independent cultural elite (hipsters). one’s hipster equity is positioned against another’s to determine which is greater. increases and decreases in hipster equity can only be determined by external ent-ties.
1. you purchase an original my bl–dy valentine loveless lp in vg+ condition. hipster equity +1.
2. you enter a walmart for any reason. hipster equity -5.
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