Hipster Hypebeast
an upper middle cl-ss boy, who thinks longboarding is underground and cool. yet he buys overly priced boards every month from bad dealers. similar to the behavior of a “hypebeast” i.e, going to flight club and buying 400 dollar jordans when you could get them at a mall for 75 to 100 dollars. both do this to make up for having a small p-n-s, or “anxiety disorders.”
hipsters, williamsburg brooklyn, -ssholes, inferiority complexes. hipster hypebeast
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