Hipster Paintball
n. a sport played by hipsters. instead of shooting paintb-lls out of a paintball gun, partic-p-nts each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at p-ssing cars through the straw (not unlike spitb-lls). the object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned king of the hipsters for a day.
hey, where are caleb and lafe?
they were tr-mm-ng their beards earlier, now they’re playing hipster paintball.
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