hipster poop


when a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. the one thing that makes it a hipster p–p is that the p–per has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while p–ping.
hipster 1- hey man, iv’e gotta take a dump.

hipster 2- put you’re headphones in and make it a hipster p–p!

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