Hipster Tramp Stamp


1. chest piece tattoos used to separate themselves from the m-sses and identify their fellow hipsters. in reality they are every bit as sl-tty and “look at me” as the traditional tramp stamp in the lower back.

2. a lame attempt to live in a counter-norms culture that typically results douche bag behaviors like wearing $100 ripped jeans and designer gl-sses while drinking lots of pabst blue ribbon after driving expensive jettas from their expensive inner loop apartments and comparing pres. bush to hitler.
tgb: chest piece tattoos are every bit as sl-tty and “look at me” as the traditional tramp stamp. they should be named hipster tramp stamp.

hipster douchebag: that name is stupid. i don’t see what’s wrong with chest pieces or tramp stamps. i think they’re cool.

tgb: says the guy with both kinds of tramp stamps.
a tattoo just above the waistline of high waisted pants, typically worn by hipsters
anna had a hipster tramp stamp before it was cool

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