hipsterpotamus
a hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.
also a fat hipster.
zookeeper: a hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm sh-t-infested pond.
orson: sick.
a very large hipster in skin tight clothing and a handlebar mustache
“dude. check out the skinny jeans on that hipsterpotamus. so incredibly wrong.
a derogatory term for hipsters, a hipster that is too hip for hipsters
tim: man i hate hipsters!
hipster: yeah i hate hipsters their so gay, im way better
keegan: your a friken hipsterpotamus you hipster f-g.
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