hipstershit


n. a hipster who is especially pretentious. typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. derogatory connotation.
d-mn, that girl’s such a hipstersh-t; she listens to bands that don’t even exist yet!
music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually “obscure” because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.
dan: hey dude, i just got a limited-edition copy of we are as the romans should have been’s new ep – and on vinyl, too! it’s gregorian chants with a mambo beat – mind-blowing! come listen!

ben: ugh, no. you can keep your hipster sh-t to yourself.

dan: screw you! you don’t know good music!

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