hipsteur


a combination of hipster and poseur.

so stated due to the recursive levels of irony present in many a hipster.

-“yo, is that guy a poseur or a hipster? i mean, is that john deere hat actually worn unironically with those carhartts and budweiser shirt? i mean, it’s on straight, with a bent brim, and his workboots make it look like he might actually work.”

-“i don’t even know anymore, bro. we’re in williamsburg; how often do you see working types at a trendy latte shop like this? let’s go drink some night train.”

-“yeah, he’s probably just a hipsteur.”

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