Hipstographer
a person of the hipster persuasion who takes up photography as a hobby to express his deep seeded hipster need to to be hip. said hipstographer fancies him/herself an artiste, but is in fact two steps below an under-paid stock photographer.
this is debatably the most offensive of all photo-hobbyist types.
antonyms: photographer, artist, creative person.
synonyms: kid-in-williamsburg-with-a-holga-who-wears-really-tight-pants.
alternatively: one who doc-ments the hipster scene, takes polariod (especially type 55) portraits of his hipster friends. under this definition the hipstographer need not be a hipster himself.
larry: hey, check out my sweet new photos! i just got some 120 film back from the lab! i think i’ve found my calling!
mo: dude, you just bought that holga last week at b&h. you’re such a hipstographer.
carl: the economy’s such sh-t right now, i’m heading out to williamsburg for a shoot, doing some tfp.
roger: since when did you become a hipstographer?
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