HiredAssassin


a r-t-rded and slightly disturbed obese sk-nk who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.
“there goes that hired-ss-ssin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad.”

“ew! she’s pleasing herself too!”

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