his nudeness
a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having s-x, walking the dog, etc. this male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.
i saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.
or
h-llo his nudeness sir, how are you today?
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