Hiscantspeakspanic


a 2nd or 3rd generation descendant of hispanic blood,(excluding spain, brazil, and other non-spanish speaking countries of the americas) that claim to to be very culturally hispanic when in reality they can’t even speak spanish themselves.
they occasionally throw out a few words to deceive people that can’t speak spanish, but when they encounter an actual spanish speaking person or a real latino, they are put to shame.
tom: d-mn this neighborhood is pretty scary!
ernesto: man, i’m a tough latino motherf-cker! i’m used to seeing this sh-t all the time!
tom: ernesto shut up! you’re a hiscantspeakspanic! even skyler beats you on spanish tests!
ernesto: yo shut up fool! everyone knows those tests are racist

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