Tom Tom
a acronym for a thompson submachine gun, otherwise known as a tommy gun. used in the nicki minaj single, “m-ssive attack” in reference to ‘attacking’ the modern music industry with ‘destructive’ and catchy songs.
“we’ve got tom toms over here, bigger than a monster.” -nicki minaj
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to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.
the old lady would never tom-tom me here. man, you’re lucky cause my old lady’s got built-in tom-tom.
portable gps voice-activated car navigation system.
tomtom, do i turn left or right?
man, i never would have found this place if it wasn’t for my tomtom.
a fine example of a human being.
tomtom’s are often refered to as a person to look up to.
i wish i was tomtom
the piece of sh-t gps that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.
time: late at night.
destination: home/highschool
reason for trip: drama
device used:tomtom
me – hey, where are we?
tom (driver) – still in phoenix
me – still?! why are we still here?
tom – the stupid tomtom.
me – d-mn it tom! the tomtom got us lost!
a skinny white male with a large p-n-s capable of birthing small litters of well endowed kittens.
dammit tom tom
diced tomatoes, mainly for gay folk
“ew, i hate when they put these big slices of tomato on my salad.”
“i know, i wish they’d load me with tomtoms.”
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