Hispander


verb: to hispander means to pander to hispanics.

noun: an hispander is one who panders to hispanics.

the term was created by mickey kraus (slate magazine), popularized by linda bentley (sonoran news), and is currently practiced by many low-life politicians.
d-ck gephardt’s recent hispandering proposal to “legalize undoc-mented immigrants who have lived in the united states for five years and worked in the country for two years . . .”

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