histology
1) pure science of studying tissues (biology/anatomy). requires careful -n-lysis. only a flop would repeat this.
yo man histology is tough!
yeah man i hope i p-ssed that exam!
1 more definition
1: a look into the fasinating world of different bodily tissues, and how they work/interact with each other.
2: the absolute worst cl-ss any biology-related major will ever take; the kind that is necessary for several disciplines, but supremely boring and detail-oriented to the point of soul-crushing, mind-numbing horror. this is the kind of cl-ss that smart people hate.
me: hey dude you wanna hit up magnolia’s and mack on some cupcakes?
you: {drools, vacant stare straight ahead}
me: oh no, you’ve been studying for our upcoming histology exam, haven’t you?
you: {no change in previous behavior}
me: sigh… i’ve lost another esteemed colleague and valued friend to the depressing hole which is the study of histology 🙁
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