historiful
(adverb) –
1: pertaining to the art of storytelling that involves interjecting historical facts and figures into everyday events. creating a bristling wall of history in modern life that is impossible to ignore.
2: explaining said stories and experiences to another friend, without burdening them with the unnecessarily yet extremely juicy bits of information and distantly relevant narratives involved.
character 1: “dude, the president’s speech last night interrupted my robot chicken episode! that was so uncool.”
character 2: “yeah, but imagine if you were in the 1930’s and every night the president would give you the lowdown in his ‘fireside chats’. i think you would be much more annoyed, yet that president was fdr, one of the greatest………”
character 1: “i get it, no need to make my lack of robot chicken one of your historiful moments.
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