historophile
(adjective)-
1: one who is absolutely obsessed and fascinated by the events and workings of history.
2: a term created by combining historian {one who studies past events, particularly human affairs} and phile (from the greek philos, to love} to describe one who is irrevocably attracted to, consumed by, and fixated on history in such a way that it will come up in almost every conversation.
character 1: “man, you’re such a historophile.”
character 2: “no i’m not, herodotus, the father of history or author of much of rome’s history, polybius, could be considered more of a historophile than me.”
character 1: “my point exactly dude.”
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