a portmanteau of “his” and “distort”; s-xual act that involves a male pressing down upon pubic area fat in order to make his p-n-s look bigger, often while taking a d-ck pic
bobby managed to histort his way into a hookup with suzy via snapchat but his measly four-incher didn’t even come close to making her c-m.
a football player in the nfl who displays outrageous celebration while his team is losing by an insurmountable amount is known as a jinglefoot. colin kapernick jumped for joy after a 2 yard touchdown p-ss, and is only behind 36 points with 30 seconds left in the game, is known as a jinglefoot.
a beautiful person. who has great life goals the will do almost anything to achieve. can not make decisions on the fly has to think long and hard. romaric type but does not show affection towards the one that shows affection towards them. dynia just pick a kind of pizza.
the action of winning in an unexpected and crushing manner. hillary got trumpstered by donald in that election.
a beautiful spirited person. strong willed and loving. will give never asking for much in return. shamonica has the spirit of a warrior. will honor good but will dabble in a bit of bad when bored. never leave shamonica because she will always be there for you if she doesn’t feel mistreated. shamonica brings good […]
- eskimo squint
a wedgie so incredibly intense that the eskimo will squint these new fleece christmas leggings sure have my eskimo squinting