History Fair
a insane academic compet-tion in which middle and high school students create a doc-mentary, performance, exhibit or paper about a local topic. in the process these students face there wits’ end as compet-tion further divides a cliquey middle school and people start losing even more sleep. if you can survive history fair then you can survive middle school.
“omfg! history fair!”
teacher:so how long did you spend on history fair
student:i dunno like every minute of my free time
teacher: you still haven’t put in your best effort. as a student of insert school name here we expect more than you even though you are going to get your b-tt kicked by some rich kids in the suburbs.
a history fair is an unimaginative -ssignment given by a history teacher craving the recognition of his or her science teaching peers
history teachers got jealous of science teachers legitamacy and decided it needed its own history fair
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