hit a stone
an alternative saying for “beat the meat” used when your d-ck is “rock” hard and needs to be hit till it busts
“yesterday i woke up with a morning wood so i went for an early stone hitting to calm it down”
me: i feel so down bro
friend: just hit a stone you’ll feel better
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