Hit it with a hammer
the ultimate solution to any problem which may arise with anything or anyone in any situation.
dumb carpenter: sh-t, there’s a sharp nail sticking out of the door frame.
genius: hit it with a hammer.
dumb mechanic: dude, help me out here, the piston’s stuck, i can’t-
genius: hit it with a hammer.
dumb window cleaner: i think you spilled paint on this window, it won’t clean.
genius: hit it with a hammer.
dumb romantic: she’s so right for me, if only she could see it too…. we could be amazing together… i just don’t know what i’m supposed to d-
genius: hit it with a hammer.
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