hit…nahhh
the noise you make on the toilet as you drop a particulary urgent t-rd. the first syllable is the hissed straining noise you make from the back of the throat. the second syllable is the relieved sound as the t-rd successfully pops out. generally occurs when you have nearly been caught short and only just made it to the cr-pper.
i can’t stop to talk boys i am touching cloth…..i need to go for a hit…nahhh fast
i’ll be round the pub once i’ve had a shower and a hit…nahhh
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