Hit the table
literally: pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repet-tively.
slang for jerking off.
“i’m going to go back to my dorm and hit the table.”
“i love hitting the table during cl-ss. really freaks out the ladies.”
line up a couple of shots and hit it.
guy1: “yo, man, lets h-t the table tonight!”
guy2: “f-ck yeah! gonna get sh-t-faced.”
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