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• chocolate space man

  an elaborate s-xual maneuver; simply defecate into a air tight bag and place it over your partners head allowing minimal room for them to breathe, commence coitus from the rear, either hole is fine. then in the last few seconds before climax remove the bag swiftly from your partners head leaving them gasping for air […]

• dripp

  dripp – used to compliment someone who makes the squad look 10x fresher. bruh you looken dripp as f-ck.

• arresto momentum

  the incantation of a charm that can be used by a witch or wizard to slow the velocity of an object. it is taught in second year charms cl-ss at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry *waves wand* arresto momentum

• pulling a 9/11

  crashing a plane into anything dude i was playing gta and this -sshole tried pulling a 9/11 on me

• blue apron

  when your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use blue apr-n. bonding over blue apr-n includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your […]

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