hitchhiking
to the definition above. no! hitchhiking is not a gay s-x act you r-t-rd!
anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. it is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. in my opinion.
hitchhiking around the world is a n-ble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american
the action of thumbing a person either in their -n-l cavity, or the v-g-n-l cavity.
“mike r: haha look, it looks like i’ve been thumbing sally when she’s on her blob.
mike c: that’s not what it looks like…
mike r: dude…
mike c: sally got hitch hiked.
mike r: hitch hiked!?
mike c: it’s when you thumb some one, instead of fingering them.
mike r: wanna go hitch hiking…?”
when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl’s b-tthole
she loves h-tchhiking, though i always need to wash my hands afterwards.
when a dude is thinking of another dude while sticking his thumb up his -ss.
i was h-tchhiking in the shower.
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