Hith
acronym for “haunter in the hallway.” an unpleasant co-worker who emerges from his/her office to waddle beetle-like down the hallway, peripherally peering in windows, occasionally pausing to pipe a loathsome t-ttering that p-sses for laughter. may be of an alien race that has mastered time travel.
that trollish co-worker of mine just waddled past my office again. he makes my skin crawl. he’s of the great race of hith.
jerry accidentally saw that neckless h-th’s parts in the men’s room, and now jerry wears depend’s.
acronym hith – ho’s in this house, noun – good looking woman or group of women. male friends will often offer a “hith alert” upon arrival or identification of hith. alert consists of a whistled version of the song noted below.
origin – dj funk’s techno song “there’s some ho’s in this house” often heard on the howard stern show upon entry of a hot broad.
male friends may also engage in a hith-off where opponents compete for the attention of as many female targets as possible on a given occasion.
“you should have gone to the fox and hound last night, there was some serious h-th.”
“i’m not sure i want to go to the mall, but since school is out there will probably be some serious h-th.”
“did you see the new hith they hired in accounts receivable?”
“yo cheese, johnny totally kicked your -ss in the hith-off last week.
“how’s the hith treating you?”
acronym for h-llo in the head, a shoutout for stupidness.
a: what’s your ip?
b: ip?
a: write “ipconfig” (sans quotes) in the command line.
b: command line?
a: agh… press windows key + r on your keyboard, then type “cmd”.
b: keyboard?
a: hith!!1
not very good
your looking canny hith
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