Hitting The Woodwork
1) a common expression used in football (soccer) by commentators to say that the ball has h-t the frame of the goal, so the player has come close, but not scored.
2) when you ‘pull’ someone (1st base or higher) but you don’t have s-x with them.
guy 1: dude, i saw you making out with that hot chick at the bar, what happened to you last night?
guy 2: i kept hitting the woodwork mate. i was so close to scoring, but she wasn’t up for it.
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