hiwhiblaverdinesian
(adj) used to describe a socially confused chinese person, who eats a minimum of 8 meals per day(all consisting of tomatoes), works at a lingerie store, and hangs out and/or dates hispanic, black, cape verdian, and chinese people
pr-nounced:
hih’ whi’ blah verr dih knee z ann
i used to date this hiwhiblaverdinesian girl. she acted so (white/hispanic/cape verdian/black), that i never knew what she was. whatever she was, she definitely wasn’t chinese.
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