Text Novel
when someone sends you such a long text (normally consisting of 7+ pages) that it could almost be considered a novel.
jim: dude holy sh-t, jenny just sent me like ten full texts in a row.
tom: d-mn. she must have skills equal to jrr tolkien, eh?
jim: i know. she always sends me text novels.
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