hj
acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man’s p-n-s by stroking it vigorously with a hand. similarly like the acronymn bj. also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
“she gave me a wicked hj.”
“so did she h the j?”
“she took the h train all the way to j town.”
“she dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night.”
a handjob, i mean, it’s nothing compared to a a bl-wj-b, but hey. it’s a start.
something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces
hey, -insert male name here-, i’m bored… do you have your jacket with you?
a handjob from that special someone
i love it when your mom gives me h.j.’s
handjob; a stroking of thy c-ck with thy hand
madison: diana gave this guy an hj.
diana: madison wants to get owen’s skeet on her hands by giving him a hj.
ps; truedat :d
a handjob.
hey man! i said 20 for an hj, not no measly 10.
a handjob. it feels good, almost as good as a stranger. it happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.
she gives the best free hj’s.
she went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
i wanted to f-ck her b–bs really hard, but then she said no, only hj’s tonight.
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