Hjalmar
extremely s-xy and handsome male. usually has a huge d-ck and a very muscular body. the hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. studies have also shown that the hjalmar is addicted to playing b-ss heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. a hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.
i f-cked hjalmar last night, his d-ck was huge!
if i could be anyone on earth, i would be hjalmar.
oh look, it´s hjalmar, he´s sooo hot!
network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. be cautious when confronting the “hjalmar” his bite is mightier than his bark.
there goes another hjalmar! trying to fix another broken network!
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