ice scraper
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a girl’s face after a bl-wj-b and proceeds to lick her face clean.
joe like to do the ice scr-per after giving his girlfriend a facial.
when having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s in the exact spot on the woman’s back which is impossible for her to reach. she then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scr-pe the dried ejaculant off. the same effect can be reached by spreading the c-m all over by hand…this variation is called the zamboni.
that ice scr-per should keep her busy for awhile.
the uncommon and rare occurrence of having an iceberg (t-rd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man’s t-st-cl-s requiring him to use tissue to wipe his b-lls.
i can’t believe i just had to wipe the back of my b-lls! i just got nailed by an ice scr-per.
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