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  a slang for horsesh-t only a conservative mother would use. mom: son i’m sick of your att-tude it’s a bunch of “hookiepooh” you understand me? son: mom why don’t you ever cuss when you’re mad.

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• Hot Plate Special

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  when you hold your d-ck so hard it looks like an hourgl-ss. that guy is really good at hourgl-ssing 3 more definitions a state in which a computer is “thinking” and is currently unresponsive. not exactly frozen, hourgl-ssing gives a potentially false sense of action on the part of the computer. most common on systems […]

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