hourglassing


when you hold your d-ck so hard it looks like an hourgl-ss.
that guy is really good at hourgl-ssing
3 more definitions
a state in which a computer is “thinking” and is currently unresponsive. not exactly frozen, hourgl-ssing gives a potentially false sense of action on the part of the computer.

most common on systems running various forms of the windows operating system. i’m sure mac/linux gui users have their own terms for it.
csr: you’ll have to bear with me a moment, my pc is hourgl-ssing.
me: hourgl-ssing, eh? is that the technical term for it?
when you are pressured to give a bj for your boyfriend.
g-d d-mn my boyfriend wont stop hour gl-ssing me.. and its p-ssing me off!
the term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. may also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.
the first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-gl-ssing.

she walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and i could not help but hour-gl-ss.

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