HKLP


an acronym for “holds knife like pen,” used to describe the table manners of a lower cl-ss or uncouth person trying to imitate what he believes erroneously to be the behaviour of the upper cl-sses at table. as the acronym suggests, the knife is held as though it were a writing instrument.
“he’s trying too hard to be posh: typical hklp.”

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