hlanz


1. a term used to denote the demeanor of a charismatic person.

2. a slang term for a b-llsy person.
“man he’s a hlanz. he practically has them eating from his hands!”(1)
“look at that hlanz. whaddaya wanna bet he’s got a pair of basketb-lls under those shorts?”(2)

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