HMB
holding my belly
aw man, that’s so funny! hmb
a town on the northerner coast of california; half moon bay.
don’t give me no bammer weed, we don’t smoke that sh-t in the hmb.
slang abbreviation for “hit me back.” usually used in texting and ims.
yo, kid. hmb. peace…
1. shorthand for “hamburger” in brazilian outlets of clown subsidized fast food mcbyproduct joints.
2. human growth hormone, popular with east german women’s swimming teams.
3. her majesty’s bulldog. euphemism for an untidy v-g-n- and pubic area on an otherwise posh female specimen.
1, 2, and 3. “i’d love to have a large sized hmb in a bathtub with peach dressing. yeah.”
half moon bay, coastside, california
in hmb bout to hit up the coast.
high maintenence b-tch
jen is such an hmb.
acronym-high maintenance b-tch
abbreviation for “high maintenance b-tch.”
i dated this girl for 6 weeks and out of nowhere she asked me to buy her a $700 gold necklace. i dumped the hmb right there and then.
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