HMD
hold my d-ck. used when the environment is not ideal for this type of language.
guy1: wah wah wah nag nag nag
guy 2: bro! hmd!
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hold my d-ck. best used when you did something so amazing like running for 67 yards and breaking 8 tackles to score a touchdown.
guy 1:oh dude did you see that run made by marshawn lynch?
guy 2: yea dude when he scored he was all like hmd!
hold my d-ck
“he goes for the hail mary…..he throws…..the catch! oh sh-t touchdown!! hmd!!!!!!!”
acronym for hold my d-ck. used to express great achievement(s).
beating someone in guitar hero by one point. hmd
comparing girlfriend’s bra sizes.
dirk nowitzki v lbj. dirk to lbj-“hmd”
short for “happy mother’s day”.
do you have kids?
yes, i do.
well hmd!
“how’s my driving”
opened post for criticism about how a character is played in a roleplay community.
i’ve heard some people think my naruto’s not ic so i’ve opened a hmd post.
short for hammond indiana, a city in northwest indiana just outside chicago.
where you from?
hmd.
bet.
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