hmfl
“higher mother f-cking level”. originating in southwest ohio, circa 2001, this phrase has become a near-indisputable reb-ttal to the statement that something cannot be done.
“you think you’re going to win this race? please. you can’t beat sergio.”
“dude, i’m on an hmfl. i cannot be stopped.”
“how the f-ck did you pull that girl last night?!? she was hot!”
“hmfl.”
hmfl stands for i hate my f-ckin life
the f-cking dog just ate my shoe, ugh hmfl
short for hate my f-cking life
emo person: ohh i hmfl
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