Hmp
a form of sighing when you dont have anything better to say.
hmp, i’m bored.
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hit my phone
he hmp earlier, but i’m not f-ckin wit him right now
used for describing a cs player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.
“that guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! he must be hmp!”
hit my p-n-s
yo gurl hmp, i know you want too
hold my potatoes
hey jess could you hmp?
hold my poodle.
here. hmp.
home made patron – a mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.for added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of patron and party like a rock star.
acountant : hey diddy! good thing someone invented hmp. now we can make decent rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the hmp, and still make a profit…
diddy : whatever holmes
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