HMW
high maintenance woman.
look at that poor b-st-rd over there with the hmw – clearly he’s going to be bankrupt by the end of his vacation if he has to travel with that b-tch.
3 more definitions
it is when a hoe’s or a n-gg-‘s head is made wrong
boy 1: d-mn, n-gg-, why did you go wit dat gurl?
boy 2: n-gg-, she my girl.
boy 3: but she got a “h.m.w.”
1. abbreviation for the phrase ‘hot mess walkin”.
2. ‘hot mess walkin” n. – usually a female (with some regrettable exceptions) who is under the (false) impression that she is attractive. usually seen wearing an odd -ssortment of clothing items which are a few sizes down from the size she should normally wear.
see: amy winehouse
-in forever 21-
manager: did you see that woman? she was a hmw
sales -ssociate: a what?
manager: a hot mess walkin! mmm mm girl.
a human made word that is used for the internet, just between friends, then is figured out by thousands. personally, hmw is a rarely spoken word, but was made by some guy in his bas-m-nt. he said: wow! i made another hmw!
here are some hmw’s (from me): smb (suck my b-lls)
sib:suck it b-tch
sgt fgt: seargent f-ggot. two combined words that are p00n-ss.
bbl:be back later
p-wn/p-wning/p-wned:being played into, backstabbed, mentally raped, killed by 2 or more people.
bbialb:be back in a little bit
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others (not by me)
lol:most populer, laugh out loud
rofl:rolling on floor laughing out loud
wtf:what the f-ck
sob: –used in common day english laguage
brb:be right back
bbq:be back, queer… this one was recently released… some guy gut his cake of fame.
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