Ho-itis
a newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. a woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.
known causes:
1. dealing with a ho.
2. trying to understand a ho.
3. waiting for a ho.
4. communication with a ho.
5. being involved with a ho.
known symptoms: happy, sadness, agitation, worried, anxiety, p-ssed off, confused, crazy, crying, and idgaf.
girl, it’s just a bad case of ho-itis.
do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before ho-itis infects you!
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