ho points


a point scale to measure ones s-xual experience.

determined by the following:
for each person you have “been” with, you receive one of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

kiss: 1 point
roaming hands: 2 points
oral s-x, hand job/fingering: 3 points
s-x: 4 points
anything kinky, -n-l, etc.: 5 points
nicki kissed jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. they never saw each other again.
1 point

nicki and marshal got handsy on the couch. this was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

nicki let her teacher mr. simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

nicki gave stewart head in the childrens museum. this was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

nicki lost her virginity to walter.
4 points

nicki lost it again to scooter..
4 points

and again to ralphie.
4 points

aaaaaand again to matthias.
4 points

and then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of continental flight 415, in the c-ckpit.
5 points

nicki and rashad got it on on his dad’s tractor… with whipped cream and bondage. this was the farthest rashad let them go.
5 points

nicki is a ho. she has 35 ho points.

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