when you get p-ssed at a male or female friend for being a complete r-t-rd before a large group of people.
girl: did you see him? i was ho stomping him for a week.
boy: b-tch. oh my god, you do that one more time i swear to god i will be ho stomping you until i die.
standing for: i miss him/her 1.found on beaches (in the sand), graffiti, or notes/journals. 2.can put the initials of the person you miss after imh. such as john smith would be imhjs 1. omg… imh 2. imhjs imh is a very sad word aka i miss him. this word / abrevation is depressing every single […]
- one handed parking job
a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it’s true meaning :-p “yea, i did a one handed parking job yesterday and max was pretty impressed!”
- On the Moon
a situation in which one is feeling great, not illegally induced, but more of a blissful and innocent happiness. hey girl, whats up, how was your day? it was great thanks, got an a on my bio exam- i’m on the moon. hey man, i’m on the moon. are you high? no b-tch, its a […]
- Opinion Sponge
a person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. they adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed). when in the company of vegetarians: ikr i never eat meat. think of the poor animals! when […]
- oral fructose tolerance test
the act of f-ll-t–. fructose is a major component of s-m-n. “what were the results of your girlfriend’s oral fructose tolerance test?” “inconclusive. we’re going to have to do at least one a day to get better results.”