Hoard Bitch
a girl who flirts with a large number of guys leading them on for attention. h–rd b-tches often prey on less successful men when it comes to dating as they are easy targets. they may pull men fairly frequently whilst at parties although this is simply to ensure that the men come back wanting more. h–rd b-tches are never satisfied with one man. self respecting men should always avoid speaking to h–rd b-tches to make sure they don’t become part of their ‘h–rd’.
guy 1: ‘i was talking to this girl at the party last weekend, seemed really nice, even got a pull’.
guy 2: ‘careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party’.
guy 1: ‘woah really, i thought we really had something going?’.
guy 2: ‘afraid not man, she is just a h–rd b-tch’.
guy 1: ‘thanks for letting me know mate, guess i’ll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me’.
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