HoAssBitch/HAB


1. term to describe a friend, relative or someone you don’t even know … when they abruptly upset you. it is generally stated in a louder tone than the rest of your speech.

2. after retelling of the stories in which you have used the term for its def#1 purposes (and laughing) … it can begin to be used as a greeting or even a term-of-endearment.

3. see also ho-ssb-tchintraining/habi t — one who observes the antics of an (hab) and begins to repeat them.

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1. i was about to make that left turn when this ho-ssb-tch/hab came through and just cut me off !

2. hey, good to see you again, ho-ssb-tch/hab. ~or~ can you hand me that thing over there, please … ho-ssb-tch/hab?

3. her daughter acts just like her, she’s just a habit.

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this definition is inspired by my “at the time” 10-year old son, who was arguing with his step-brother over a tee-shirt. in a note, written by the culprit and found after-the-fact … the actual terminology recorded was:

“yeah, but he is a f-cking ho -ss b-tch though … ain’t he ?”

which has since become a house-hold term and circulated amongst a good number of friends and co-workers. (though he isn’t silly enough to cuss around us anymore … as he may again, never hear the end of how it sounds !)

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